November 7, 2024

Goat Simulator Remastered Launching Today!

It may be capri-corny, but you’re the G.O.A.T. once more. Goat Simulator: Remastered is a singleplayer sandbox with one singular goal: cause havoc. Licking, headbutting, and ruining an NPCs day is truly what goat life is all about, and what better way to do it than in a shiny new game  with improved visuals, updated textures, enhanced lighting, and lovely new foliage for the discerning leaf-lover.

Don’t fancy playing as a traditional goat? Players can choose from different goat-sonas in a brand new in-game mutator menu, allowing them to quickly get back into the action without having to quit out first. Having to back out to the main menu would be a terrible game design choice right? Who would do that? Not us.

Goat Simulator: Remastered takes it right baaa-ck to the start, boasting every DLC from the 2014 Goat Simulator game for PC, along with one previously-mobile-exclusive favourite. Included are: 

  • GoatVille - The Big Apple of Goat Simulator, as some would say…

  • Goat City Bay - The coastal jewel of northern GoatAsia

  • Goat MMO - A fantasy adventure across lands unknown

  • Goat Z - Can you survive the apocalypse?

  • PAYDAY - Gather your crew and prepare for a heist!

  • Waste of Space - Explore the outer reaches of space and see what popular sci-fi references lie within…

  • Buck to School - From Goat Simulator Mobile, GoatVille high has a new jock in town

In classic Goat Simulator fashion, a fondness for bugs will get you far – and we’re not talking tick season. Goat Simulator: Remastered features the same level of buggy-ness as the original – and if you find a new one… that’s a feature!

Goat Simulator: Remastered is available to purchase right now on Steam, Epic Games Store, Microsoft Store, Xbox Series S/X, and PlayStation 5.

Thanks for reading!

Team Coffee Stain.